Visions of Grandeur

I have an actual fear of sock monkeys.


  • person: hey wanna hang out
  • thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this

I just can’t anymore. I’m tired of everything. Why does it even matter?

I’m so fucking tired of always being second.


  • Me: Is cannibalism legal?
  • My brother: What the fuck kind of monster are you!?